Canadian sea salt, real freeze-dried fruit, functional mushrooms and creatine in every bag, and zero "natural flavours." Three Saltys, one for every kind of day.
Quick quiz, no wrong answers
Tap every card that's so you. We'll tell you which bag has your name on it.
From our founder
Three bags, three moods, and one very salty founder.
Press play and I'll walk you through which Salty I grab when, exactly how I make mine, and the little details we obsessed over. Grab a glass of water. Or, you know, a Salty.
Electrolytes 101
Electrolytes are minerals that carry a tiny electric charge once they dissolve in water. Sodium, potassium and magnesium are the big three. You get them from food, and some leave every time you sweat.
You're mostly water
Roughly how much of an adult body is water. Basically a very stylish water balloon.
Sodium, potassium, magnesium
The minerals you'll see on every electrolyte label, ours included, with the milligrams printed loud and proud.
Salty for a reason
Lick your lip after a workout. That salt came from somewhere. Gym, sauna and summer all count.
Our two cents
Good food and plenty of water come first, always. What we make is the easy glass on top: real salt, real fruit, and a couple of extras we're obsessed with.
Real Canadian sea salt
Ocean salt with its trace minerals still in it, in every bag.
Creatine HCL in every bag
1000mg a glass. The easy-mixing form, so no grit and no chalky aftertaste.
A mushroom in every bag
Cordyceps in Turbo, Lion's Mane in Einstein, Maitake in Goddess. Canadian-grown.
Two teaspoons, cold water, shake. That's the whole recipe.
The Salty Trio
One for first thing, one for desk days, one for sweaty days. Twenty-eight servings in every bag, made in Canada. Swipe through.
First thingYour matchThe women's electrolyte. Tart, pink, a little salty, and the prettiest glass in the house.
2 teaspoons in cold water, first thing.
Just Goddess: 1 or 3 months →
Desk daysYour matchThe desk-day one. Blueberry, lemon, a pinch of salt, and zero caffeine.
2 teaspoons in cold water. Or hot, with maple and cinnamon.
Just Einstein: 1 or 3 months →
Sweaty daysYour matchThe sweaty-day one. Bright, citrusy, and packed for gym bags, trailheads and saunas.
2 teaspoons in cold water, before you sweat.
Just Turbo: 1 or 3 months →Which Salty, when
Salty Goddess
First thing, before the coffee. Strawberry lemonade with your feet still in slippers.
Salty Einstein
Meetings, deadlines, deep work, phone calls. Blueberry lemonade on the desk.
Salty Turbo
Gym bag packed, shoes laced. Citrus splash in the shaker before you sweat.
Some people do all three, some share the bags around the house. Stick to the serving on each bag.
Flip the bag over
Natural flavours. In any bag. Ever.
Every bit of flavour comes from freeze-dried fruit, so your glass tastes tart, a little salty and refreshingly real. That sediment at the bottom? That's the fruit. It's proof.
Heads up, first sip
Real fruit is tart. Real salt is salty. If you're used to candy-sweet neon drinks, your first sip might make you blink. Give it three mornings, then try going back.
In every bagAll three Saltys, every time
Never in the bagFlip it over, we'll wait
Mushroom beta-glucans, tested
Beta-glucan (1,3 and 1,6) content. Lion's Mane is in Salty Einstein.
A tiny history lesson
Way back
Salt on your food, broth on the stove, fruit in the bowl. Hydration was just... dinner.
Then sports drinks
Neon colours, lots of sugar, and a recipe built around a pro athlete mid-game.
Then the tubs
Powders got trendy, and the ingredient lists filled up with sweeteners, fillers and "natural flavour."
Where we landed
Real salt, real fruit, a mushroom and creatine. Every milligram on the label. Made right here in Canada.
Read the fine print
It sounds like a strawberry fresh off the vine. On a label, "natural flavour" is a legal catch-all, and it's hiding in a huge number of drinks and powders.
Built by flavour chemists
Something from nature gets extracted, distilled or fermented, then blended by professional flavourists into a secret recipe.
The source is a mystery
Under US food rules, the starting point can be fruit, spices, bark, roots, yeast, meat, seafood, dairy or eggs. The label just says "natural flavour."
Lots of ingredients inside
One "natural flavour" can be a blend of dozens of compounds, plus carriers, solvents and preservatives that don't have to be listed on their own.
The secret's out
When the loudest guy in business is side-eyeing "natural flavours" on the label, we feel very seen.
Hit play, then go flip over whatever's in your pantry. We'll wait.
So what's in ours?
Fruit you can actually name. Freeze-dried strawberry and lemon in Goddess, blueberry and lemon in Einstein, real citrus in Turbo. If it's on the label, it's in the bag.
Four ways to drink it
Two teaspoons is the magic number. After that, go wild. Tap through our favourite ways to drink it.
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The maths is mathing
The Salty Trio
Salty Turbo + Salty Einstein + Salty Goddess. 28 servings of each.
$153 per box $180 every month
Prices in CAD. 30 day returns.
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The group chat
I love using salty goddess first thing in the morning! Then salty turbo before my workout. 10 outta 10 would recommend!
Hydrating! Creatine! No bloat! No ‘natural flavours’! I LOVE IT.
Like the taste blended in with orange juice. New morning ritual!
It feels almost impossible to find an electrolyte without artificial/natural flavours. I love the mild, and real taste.
I'll order again. Love the salty turbo!
Great product. I have to go light on it but I absolutely enjoy the mineral content and flavour!
I love salty goddess, it has the best taste and flavour.
These are amazing! Use it daily
Real reviews from Judge.me, quoted as written (some trimmed for length). Everyone's experience is their own.
Read this bit
Two teaspoons, cold water.
That's one serving, and every bag holds 28. Start with one glass a day and see how you like it. Any teaspoon from your drawer works, and your first order comes with our steel one.
Check with your practitioner first if you:
We can't promise how you'll feel, and we'd side-eye anyone who does. Bodies are wildly different. What we can tell you is exactly what's in every glass, down to the milligram, and how to make it. For anything health-related, your doctor is the best first call.
Our go-to: Goddess first thing, Einstein on desk days, Turbo before you sweat. Honestly though, they're all two teaspoons in water, so drink the one you're in the mood for.
One bag each of Salty Turbo, Salty Einstein and Salty Goddess. 28 servings per bag, 84 in total. Your very first order comes with a stainless steel spoon.
Because the world has enough plastic scoops in landfill. Two level teaspoons from your kitchen drawer is the exact serving, and we pop a steel spoon in your first order so you've got a cute one.
It was marketed that way for years. These days it's one of the most researched supplements out there, and loads of people add it to their morning. Ours is creatine HCL, the more soluble form, so it mixes clean with no grit.
Because there's real Canadian sea salt in it, and we like you to taste it. Fruit up front, a little salt on the finish. Very margarita-adjacent.
A fresh Trio ships every month at 15% off. You can skip, pause, push your date back, swap or cancel from your account anytime. Free gifts land in boxes 2, 3, 7 and 13 automatically.
30 day returns. Email us and we'll sort it out, no awkwardness.
Your move, babe
Three bags. Two teaspoons. One very good habit. Gifts in the mail as you go.